Sucking face

Not quite overheard, but "oversaw" just kinda sounds funny.

So the other day I’m sitting at a red light that is taking particularly long to change. To pass the time, the couple in the car behind me proceeds with a vigorous face sucking. Hello, windows! And not even tinted (not like it would have helped). At least they’d stop every so often to check the status of the light, then proceed with more face suckage.

I was gonna link to some article about people who have a tendency to pick their noses while driving because they think others can’t see them through their car windows. Alas, Google is failing me.

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