Pencil skirts are for women with no butts

So I’m waiting in the fitting room area of Club Monaco at the Eaton Centre, and this twenty-something woman opens her change room door wearing a fitted grey pencil skirt. She says to another woman also waiting in the same area, “Can I ask you something? Does this look too tight on me?” It’s a loaded question, almost as bad as the dreaded, “Does this dress make me look fat?”.

Picture the skirt straining at the seams in the butt area, but everything below the thigh hanging loose and wrinkled, like a haphazardly wrapped pair of sticks.

The other woman goes, “Uhh…. no, it looks fine, really.” I guess the rules apply to both genders.

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