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		<title>The things that are important to 12-year olds these days.</title>
		<link>http://www.distrust.net/2005/11/the-things-that-are-important-to-12-year-olds-these-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A story that a customer told Bonnie at the pharmacy: A mother driving her daughters to school&#8230; 12-year old daughter: Mommy, were you a virgin when you married daddy? The mother almost spits out her coffee. Then, without making eye contact, cautiously replies: Mother: Yes. A brief pause for dramatic effect, then a voice from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random Update</title>
		<link>http://www.distrust.net/2005/04/60/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2005 23:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in an ADD kind of mood, so here&#8217;s a matching entry. Site I got sick of moderating comment spam so I upgraded to WordPress 1.5 yesterday and chose a new theme. The latter part was way more difficult than it should have been; since getting this 20&#8243; Dell 2005FPW widescreen LCD last month, most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A conversation between Bob Dole and Bill Clinton</title>
		<link>http://www.distrust.net/2004/10/a-conversation-between-bob-dole-and-bill-clinton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 00:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t blame me, I voted for Kodos. Kang: The rumours are true, Kodos. Earthling females will allow placement of our genitalia in their various orifices. This fact will permit us to smugly display them like trophies in front of our Rigellian buddies, all of whom will no doubt be monstrously jealous. And unlike those damned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>At the Zoo</title>
		<link>http://www.distrust.net/2004/10/at-the-zoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2004 18:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bonnie&#8217;s little cousin from Hong Kong is here for school, so a couple weekends ago we took her to the Toronto Zoo. Funny things overheard while sitting outside the Africa Restaurant enjoying some ice cream: A toddler girl slowly chasing after some seagulls, seagulls scurrying away as quickly as they can. Mother of the girl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zatoichi</title>
		<link>http://www.distrust.net/2004/06/zatoichi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 05:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman a couple weeks ago. It&#8217;s enjoyable, a lighthearted, mindless samurai action flick. Littered throughout the movie there are these interesting &#8220;cutscenes&#8221; (for lack of a better term) where the extras are doing their thing to the beat of the quirky, instrumental soundtrack. For example, Zatoichi is walking along a dirt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quoting people is easier than coming up with something entirely original</title>
		<link>http://www.distrust.net/2004/04/quoting-people-is-easier-than-coming-up-with-something-entirely-original/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 02:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sue says&#8230; &#8220;Is this how we define happiness to be now? That to be fully happy and successful in your life, you have to be married or in a long term relationship? Maybe I&#8217;m naive (or just been single for too long), but I would like to think that happiness isn&#8217;t fully defined by whether [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sucking face</title>
		<link>http://www.distrust.net/2004/03/sucking-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2004 02:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not quite overheard, but &#34;oversaw&#34; just kinda sounds funny. So the other day I&#8217;m sitting at a red light that is taking particularly long to change. To pass the time, the couple in the car behind me proceeds with a vigorous face sucking. Hello, windows! And not even tinted (not like it would have helped). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smooth, real smooth.</title>
		<link>http://www.distrust.net/2004/03/smooth-real-smooth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2004 01:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me preface this entry by saying I know next to nothing when it comes to music. My musical tastes could probably best be described as, I dunno&#8230; girly[1]. I think I know enough to recognize funny situations though, as I&#8217;ll explain. The &#8220;Chief Email Officer&#8221; at work (we call him the CEO), likes an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>At &#8220;La Vie en Rose&#8221; Yorkdale</title>
		<link>http://www.distrust.net/2003/12/at-la-vie-en-rose-yorkdale/</link>
		<comments>http://www.distrust.net/2003/12/at-la-vie-en-rose-yorkdale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2003 06:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Overheard from some Chinese girl while she was pawing at these: &#8220;Whoa, there&#8217;s so much padding on this bra!&#8221; Never really understood the padded bra thing. Let&#8217;s say those booby holders work their magic, making them look bigger, and they help you to attract the man of your dreams. Won&#8217;t he eventually notice the discrepancy [...]]]></description>
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